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wehidebehindstars:

peachvenom:

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

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castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

i swear, sometimes i just want to quit this website because of how ignorant some people are

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Video 23 Jul 77,043 notes

jocelyngarroways:

In which the writers of Secret Life saw the chance and took it.

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dont-even-stress-it:

you can actually see anna’s eyes screaming for help

what am i doing in this movie

the paycheck wasnt worth it

i regret this decision greatly

THATS SO FUNNY

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koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

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atrafeathers:

pixiedust-paycheck:

OH MY GOD IT TOOK ME LIKE A FULL MINUTE AND LAUGHED SO HARD  WHOOAAAAaaa

the one handing out the candy is Jonathan Taylor Thomas, the voice of Simba in The Lion King. His dad in the show is Tim Allen, the voice of Buzz Lightyear.

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radastheyscum:

kinsleesuzanne:

chazychazle:

Would it be effective censorship if I just photoshopped man nipples onto girl nipples

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A++++++++++++++++++++++

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insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.

…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

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theappleppielifestyle:

one time my friend brought a mcchicken burger and the whole time she was eating it she looked really confused and then halfway through she stopped chewing and pulled the top bun off and stared at it for a while before whispering “they forgot the chicken”

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Photo 19 Jul 385,360 notes kingofconeyisland:

The Fault In Our Stars looks so good.

kingofconeyisland:

The Fault In Our Stars looks so good.

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